Thursday, October 30, 2008

From the Depths I Come !

As the sun sets with lights fading towards the horizon, night falls and it is dark again. Slowly, the earth loosens and an arm tears through the ground. Freeing himself from the captive of the soil, the maggots, the bugs(Oh, those... disgusting, disgusting bugs) and that box that entrapped him for ages. Rot fills the air and the night was darker. Well, maybe not so dark for those in night vision goggles or dudes in Alaska.

While ghouls, witches, imps, vampires are unleashing their own hell onto Earth, Clementi SCS was too engrossed with their own fun to be bothered by the impending doom. The night started off with Project Runway: Halloween Special. The lucky model was chosen from a drawing of lots. Every participant took turns to stick their hands into a bag of unknown objects then pull one out of the so many objects inside

"Candy !", Choon Guan squealed with glee as he pulled it out of the bag. Almost immediately, he unwrapped it and popped it into his mouth.

Turns out that those partipants who picked the candy had to be dressed up. Ironically, Choon Guan felt for an eraser but chose to go for the candy. Greed doesn't pay. Greed doesn't pay.
The remaining participants were then grouped according to the items they picked and got to choose the lucky model that they wanted to dress by correctly answering one question to the quiz.

First question - When is Halloween ? A hand shot up.

"31st of October"

And Choon Guan's ass is mine. The remaining models were then snapped up by the other groups and Project Runway: Halloween Special kicked off ! With 15minutes to dress the model, the groups got on with their work quickly.


















Calvin and Yu Cai decided make QiLing a witch. While Fiona and Joyce decided to make Clarence a mummy. As for Choon Guan, the 3 devious minds of Jason, Weijian(VPIA of Clementi) and Wenjin were ticking away, thinking of the most outrageous outfit they can put him in.


















Jason slapping a tube onto Choon Guan.






























While Wenjin and Weijian were still thinking what to do with Choon Guan, Jason ran a roll of toilet paper along Choon Guan's crotch, making a... Well, crotch strap.


















Choon Guan in tears after being humiliated.


















Fiona and Joyce decided to soundproof the room by muting Clarence's loudspeaker.


















Yu Cai and Calvin making a tattered skirt for Qi Ling


















Choon Guan clearly enjoying himself even after having his dignity robbed by Jason

After a series of trial and error, Choon Guan's group decided to dress him as Iron Crotch Man. He was thankful that his character had a helmet to hide all his shame. Unfortunately, his embarassing moments were already caught on camera.
Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like bananas. The 15 minutes expired and individual models had to parade around with their costume.

Winning the Best Costume Award was Qi Ling who was dressed as a witch ! Check out the rat sitting on her shoulders !


















The next award went to Clarence, who won the Scariest Costume Design. It was left unexplained whether he was considered scary because he was dressed as a mummy or that he had bloody nipples but on this blogger's guess, the judges probably felt that he was a massive weapon of massive destruction. Now, that is scary. I present to you... The Mummy Returns.... In a pink shirt and after downing a couple buckets of KFC Fried Chicken


















Last but not least, an impromptu award which was presented to Siow 'Booby Trap' Choon Guan to restore whatever self-esteem he has - the Rated Artistic Award, R(A) Award. Ignoring the crotch strap and breast implants, Choon Guan has quite a good fashion taste, throwing in a scarf to complement the ridiculous looking unfit. It was also quite puzzling that Iron Man was holding a dagger. I bet Weijian was smoking some really bad stuff when he decided to give Choon Guan a dagger as a weapon.


















And Project Runway: Halloween Special has come to an end. However, as an exclusive footage from behind the scenes, this blogger reveals to you the dirt that was unseen on TV. Iron Crotch Man serving it to the KFC-filled Mummy


















Next up, after the costume design, was the a game of Win, Lose or Draw where befrienders and befriendees flaunt their artistic drawing skills and interpretations of different questions ranging from movies to songs.

Chai Sean though gifted in the field of drawing, has flunked her Mathematics terribly with an interpretation of 'Ji Ba Ban' as $100,000. Well, we sure love to do business with Chai Sean ! Which reminds me, she is Clementi's treasurer !


















Soon the games came to an end and the befriendees have to return to their homes. Held in their hearts was not the fear of ghouls dragging them into the woods but the joy from the simplicity of being together and having fun. And yea, we too in Clementi love you guys !






























Huang 'Unfunny' Wenjin wishes everyone a 'Happy Halloween' and pray that you don't lose your brains to zombies or kidneys to excessive intake of candy.

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